This article is a transcript of the Kamp Koral: SpongeBob's Under Years episode "Kitchen Sponge" from season 1, which aired on March 4, 2021.

• [The episode begins, and Sandy is seen writing something in her treedome. Then SpongeBob and Patrick enter the dome, dried out, and making a lot of noise with various instruments and objects.]
• SpongeBob and Patrick: Sandy! Hey, Sandy! Hey, Sandy! Sandy, Sandy!
• [SpongeBob taps on Sandy's head, making her take out her acorn earplugs.]
• Sandy: Huh? What? [turns around] Oh, hey, boys. What can I do ya for?
• SpongeBob: It's dinner time.
• Patrick: Wanna get food with us?
• Sandy: Nah, y'all go on ahead. I ate a late lunch. Besides, I could use a little peace and quiet to finish my new invention. [pours water out of a pitcher onto SpongeBob and Patrick] But you boys have fun now, you hear?
• SpongeBob: [he and Patrick have petals on their heads] Okay, thanks, Sandy. See ya later! [he and Patrick exit the treedome through a hole]
• [Several campers are swarming Plankton, who is struggling to serve them all their slop.]
• Plankton: Form a line, you little miscreants, there's enough for everyone. [the campers start swaying the ship he's on] Get back. Back, I say! Whoa! Steady, girl. [sees a tidal wave of campers] Mommy! [the camper tidal wave crashes, and Plankton climbs on top of the ship] Abandon canteen, I repeat, abandon canteen!
• Mr. Krabs: [approaching] What in the seven seas is going on here?! [the campers see him and form two crowds next to the ship, and Plankton falls off of it] Why haven't these campers been fed yet, Mr. Plankton?
• Plankton: [tries to get up, but gets trampled by Mr. Krabs]
• Mr. Krabs: [takes a sip of Plankton's food, and spits it on the camper next to him] Hey, this is breakfast slop! You can't be feeding children breakfast slop at dinner. That's what the dinner slop is for!
• Plankton: Well maybe I could get through breakfast if you gave me a little help in the kitchen. How is one little copepod supposed to serve all these giant mouth breathers? [gestures toward the campers]
• Mr. Krabs: Help in the kitchen, eh? Sounds expensive, unless... Hey, kids, I need an unpaid, very extra free, volunteer! [all of the campers have left] Oh.
• SpongeBob: [in the distance, waving] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
• Mr. Krabs: Ah, alright. Looks like you are Mr. Plankton's new helper! Uh, um, [pulls up SpongeBob's underwear] SpongeBob.
• Plankton: [groans]
• SpongeBob: I like helping.
• Plankton: [sighs] Fine. I guess he'll do. [SpongeBob grabs him]
• SpongeBob: [waving around, making Plankton dizzy] Hooray!
• [Bubble transition to SpongeBob with Plankton at the canteen.]
• Plankton: Alright, we'll start off simple. I command you to boil me a pot of water.
• SpongeBob: [salutes] Oh, easy peasy! [kicks a pan in the air, and turns on the water. He throws the pan on top of the stove, and snaps his fingers] Voila! [the pot catches on fire]
• Plankton: [screams] [gets a fire extinguisher and extinguishes the fire, with some of it getting on SpongeBob] Let's, uh, try something easier.
• [Bubble transition to SpongeBob attempting to cut bread with a knife. The knife curls up when he tries to cut it. He then stirs some batter in a bowl with a whisk. However, he somehow gets sucked into the bowl, and drops to the floor. SpongeBob then kneads some dough, and squashes Plankton with it. He then chops the dough, and Plankton pops out.]
• Plankton: Enough! This is a kitchen, not a clown school! You're done. Finished! Get outta here! [he sees SpongeBob has cooked something] What is that?
• SpongeBob: Oh, just a little souffle I whipped up. [offers Plankton a bite with a fork] Want a taste? [shoves the bite into Plankton's mouth]
• Plankton: [eating] Sweet Neptune, it's perfect! SpongeBob, you idiot, you're a genius!
• SpongeBob: I am?
• Plankton: In a very limited sense, yes. Now cook more! Cook! [laughs] Cook like the wind! [he and SpongeBob laugh as smoke comes out of the canteen from the cooking]
• [Bubble transition to the next morning.]
• Perch: [on the speaker] Breakfast!
• [Some campers show up, and one of them yawns. They gasp as they see all the high-quality food that was made for them.]
• Plankton: Step right up, campers, and [rolls out a menu] try our new delicious delectable!
• [The campers come up to the menu and start talking about the food. They are then seen eating the food at the tables.]
• Plankton: [laughs] It's actually working. [laughs]
• Mr. Krabs: [popping out of the barrel Plankton was standing on, eating sausages] Nice job, Mr. Plankton. You're really making this slop sing. [laughs]
• SpongeBob: Oh, it's not slop, Mr. Krabs. We only use the finest most select ingredients.
• Mr. Krabs: [spits out food, pokes his sausage at Plankton] How much is this fancy food costing me? [Plankton shows him a bill] I said go faster, not fleece me! I want cheap, simple food for the children! Or you're fired!
• SpongeBob: Like [holds up a Krabby Patty] this, Mr. Krabs?
• Mr. Krabs: Hmm. Looks simple enough. [takes the patty and eats it] Oh, mama, that is a tasty patty.
• SpongeBob: And it only took a few pennies of ingredients to make.
• Mr. Krabs: [wipes a tear off his eye] You've made this camp master a very happy crab, SpongeBob. [crosses everything off of the new menu and replaces it with "Patties"] Hey, check it out, kids. We got patties. The only food you'll ever want, and the only food you'll ever get! Again!
• [The campers cheer as SpongeBob cooks the patties and serves them on their plates.]
• Bubble Bass: [holding a slice of a patty on a fork] Behold, the beautiful symmetry of its interior's structure. [sniffs, then eats the patty slice]
• Larry: [juggling a patty with his biceps, then eats it] Righteous flavor!
• [Kidferatu approaches a patty and sucks the juice out of it.]
• Plankton: Yeesh. How good can these things really be, anyway? [takes a bite out of a patty]
• [An outer space sequence plays, where SpongeBob, dollar bills, missiles, and tanks with Plankton in them all rotate around a circle. A giant Plankton laughs maniacally as the earth below him spins around and turns into a patty, which he eats. He then turns into King Plankton, and laughs as a patty army appears below him. The sequence ends as Plankton shakes his head.]
• Plankton: Machi, machi. Such clarity. Such flavor! [hugs the patty] I'll steal your secrets. I'll make lots of money. I'll go to college. And then, I'll take over the world!
• [Cut to SpongeBob flipping patties on a grill. Plankton appears from behind a jar.]
• Plankton: Oh, hey there, SpongeBob. [moves over to the bottom shelf] Nice work with the patties. They're a real big hit.
• SpongeBob: Thanks! I'm just happy seeing how happy they make everybody else. Happy.
• Plankton: [in a cup] Yeah, that's real noble of you. Say, could you tell me what the ingredients for these patties are?
• SpongeBob: Oh, sorry, Mr. Plankton. [poking himself with a spatula] I can never remember things like that.
• Plankton: Barnacles! How many times must I be foiled by a child's idiocy?
• SpongeBob: That's why I wrote 'em down on this list. [pulls out a piece of paper, teasing Plankton with it] You know, kinda like a... formula? This is the only copy, though, so you should be very careful with it. [tosses the formula to Plankton] Here you go.
• Plankton: [laughs as he catches the formula] You fool! The formula is mine and mine alone. And I'm using it to conquer the world! [whistles to summon Karen, and mounts her] Step on it, my computer assistant!
• Karen: Yes, sir! [rolls away, knocking over campers like bowling pins]
• [The kids go back up to the canteen, but not before being startled by SpongeBob and getting knocked over again.]
• SpongeBob: [runs off towards Plankton] Mr. Plankton! Wait! Patties are for campers, not for world domination! [squeezes through some campers swinging on a swing set]
• [Karen and Plankton hop in a boat and ride in the water.]
• Plankton: Uh oh. [Karen uses her giant hand as a propeller for the boat to go faster]
• [SpongeBob, using an oar, is catching up to Plankton in his own boat. Some campers are playing in the water, and Karen and Plankton make a sharp turn to avoid them. SpongeBob makes the opposite sharp turn and follows Karen and Plankton. Mrs. Puff is in a boat with Pearl, and Karen and Plankton drive past them, startling Mrs. Puff. SpongeBob goes by, making Mrs. Puff's boat spin. Pearl claps. Two workers in boats with a giant pane of glass appear, and Karen and Plankton use it as a ramp. SpongeBob also uses it as a ramp. The workers sigh of relief, but then lose grip of the pane as it falls into the water. Karen and Plankton land on the other side of the lake, and get out of the boat and move on. SpongeBob crashes his boat onto the land, and runs towards them.]
• Plankton: [laughing] So long, SpongeBoob. I win! I'm the greatest! I'm the- [Sandy trips him, and he falls to the ground, being separated from the formula. He tries to grab the formula as it falls down]
• SpongeBob: [catching his breath] Oh, hey, Sandy. What's up?
• Sandy: Oh, I just finished my new invention. Behold, [pulls out a box] the automatic campfire! [turns it on, and two hands use sticks to rub together a campfire]
• SpongeBob: Wow. Sandy, you're the smartest squirrel I know.
• Sandy: [laughs] I'm the only squirrel you know, SpongeBob.
• Plankton: [successfully grabs onto the formula] Yes! [lands on the campfire and jumps off, screaming] No! No no no! [the fire burns out and the formula disintegrates]
• SpongeBob: My formula! Well, I guess I can't make any more patties now.
• Sandy: Oh my gosh, SpongeBob, I'm so sorry.
• SpongeBob: [laughs] It's okay, Sandy. I'll always cherish the flavorful memories.
• Plankton: Take over the world with a patty? What was I thinking?
• SpongeBob: Maybe you could conquer the world with a different food. How about chum? I'll bet you could at least take over the eastern seaboard with that.
• [Sandy picks up the campfire box and leaves. Bubble transition to her back in the treedome, where she pulls up some blinds. She places a microphone and wooden box on the table, and inserts an acorn into the machine. It glows, and Sandy adjusts a knob.]
• Sandy: This is Little Cheeks calling Big Cheeks. Come in, Big Cheeks. Over.
• Present Sandy: [as a hologram] Affirmative. Little Cheeks, this is Big Cheeks. Receiving you from the future. How are things going in the past?
• Sandy: [laughs] They're going great, Sandy. Your plan worked perfectly. The formula burned up before Mr. Plankton could nab it. Now it can safely be rediscovered in the future.
• Present Sandy: Good work, Little Sandy. I knew sending you to Kamp Koral was the right thing to do. Enjoy the rest of your summer. Over and out. [salutes]
• Sandy: Bye, future me! [the hologram disappears]
• Present Sandy: [at the Krusty Krab] Ah, mission accomplished, timeline preserved. [holding a patty] Now everything can continue just the way it's always been. Totally normal.
• Present Patrick: [turns around, squeezes his butt to toss the food from his butt to his mouth, and eats it] Too dry. My butt needs more ketchup!
• Present SpongeBob: Coming right up, sir. [uses a ketchup bottle on his butt to squieeze ketchup on Patrick's, and they both laugh]
• Present Sandy: [eats patty] Yep, totally normal.