This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants NFL short "Wild Cod," which aired on January 16, 2022.
- [The short starts with SpongeBob and Patrick running in fear.]
- SpongeBob: Wild cod! Wild cod!
- Patrick: Wild cod! Wild cod!
- SpongeBob and Patrick: Wild cod! Wild cod! [both run into Sandy]
- Sandy: What in tarnation's goin' on?
- SpongeBob: We heard Perch Perkins say something about wild cod, eliminations, and large creatures.
- Patrick: Yeah, large creatures!
- Sandy: Huh? Ohhh... the game is called football. Perch Perkins was sayin' wild card, and it's a game. One team is about to be eliminated, and those large creatures are football players. We should all go watch the game!
- Patrick: Football? Is that a smelly ball made of feet? Yuck!