This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants Best Day Ever short "Pie," which aired on November 2, 2006.
- [SpongeBob and Patrick are making a pie. SpongeBob puts some apples and a Krabby Patty in, Patrick puts some candies, toys, and his pants in, and Gary puts in a bone.]
- SpongeBob: [whistles and puts the pie on the grill] Ah, pie, fried on the grill. Just as nature intended.
- Patrick: [takes the pie, forgets it's hot] Ahh! [SpongeBob takes the pie and leaves it on the window]
- Squidward: [smells the pie] Mm-mm! [takes the pie and eats it]
- SpongeBob: Squidward, have you seen our pie? The one we spent all morning cooking, just for you?
- Squidward: I'm sure it'll turn up. [belches and Patrick's shorts come out in a bubble]
- SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick! We found your shorts!
- Patrick: Hooray!